It must suck to be a Black woman. You can’t go out to the bar without throwing a drink in someone’s face. All of your friends talk shit behind your back. You never get chosen on the Bachelor. Your boyfriend only takes...
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Category Archives: TV/Movies
Learn From Kim Kardashian’s Epic Fail
How the fuck does a marriage end in less than three months? Easy, you spend six months obsessing over what flavor of icing the cake will have instead of obsessing over what kind of life you and your fiancé will have. When...
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BET Awards: Chris Brown’s Revenge
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The BET Awards the one day of the year when the ratchets gather around the TV, moscato in hand, and criticize rich people. It’s better than Christmas. Personally I thought this year’s awards were good. Honestly I hit fast forward on the...
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Lisa Raye Is The Antichrist
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A few years ago a group of us went to a meeting at a TV network. Four dudes, all Black, even one semi famous actor sprinkled in just to show we meant business. The script I wrote was hot; the director who...
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Bitches Love Smiley Faces… & The Game
I’ve seen every episode of The Game by accident. My girl watches it so that means I watch it. Sure, I could have gotten up and went into the bedroom to watch what I really wanted, but then I’d get cursed out...
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For Colored Girls Who Vomit During Tyler Perry Movies
For Colored Girls an adaption of the acclaimed play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf, debuted with an impressive 20 million dollars this weekend. I’ve heard females rave about how good it was, and critics throw...
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MTV VMAs: MEAT PURSES and DOUCHE BAGS
I always shit on the BET awards for being unorganized, cheaply designed, and having horrible audio issues, but at the end of the day, they usually pull off an entertaining mess. I can’t grade MTV on the same curve. I expect more,...
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