Category Archives: For The Fellas

How Do You Get Rid Of Her After You Hit?

15 April 2011, 12:21. Posted by NC-17 82 comments

What stops a woman from having sex with a man? Fear. She is afraid that you will do her dirty after you get the coochie. I said it before, it doesn’t matter when a woman gives it up, if a guy digs her he...

Is She Fat Or Thick? Who Gives A F**K

2 April 2011, 12:42. Posted by NC-17 64 comments

What’s the difference between thick and fat? Who decides when the PH replaces the F? The Answer is: Who gives a fuck. There is a debate in America over the weight of a woman, and what’s attractive and what’s not. Black people...

Real Men Don’t LOL

2 March 2011, 9:14. Posted by NC-17 46 comments

Lonely bitches on Twitter Say: A) I’m Bored B) Somebody come cuddle C) I’m feeling extra horny tonight Corny niggas on Twitter Respond: A) Sup Ma, what you doing (obviously nothing you idiot, she’s bored) B) I’m on my way sexy (You’re...

5 Things That Have Ruined Black Men

21 January 2011, 9:39. Posted by NC-17 34 comments

I was in a Gmail chat debate with this girl who was upset that I said a modern Black Woman prefers a Goon over an educated college going man, because goons are more fun. She was pretty furious at first, then admitted...

For The Glory

25 December 2010, 8:27. Posted by NC-17 11 comments

Merry Christmas Everyone! I hope all the Ratchets got the Home Pregnancy test and Abortion pill gift set that they put on their wish list. I was going to do the “12 most trifling things people do on Christmas” but I’m taking...

The Rule of 1%: Yes You Can

11 August 2010, 6:03. Posted by NC-17 9 comments

Have you ever begged for Pussy? If you have a penis the answer is yes. We’ve all done it; I don’t care how strong your pimp hand is. Be it that chick who you fingered in 7th grade or your drunk home...

How To Get Ass On Prom Night

14 May 2010, 11:00. Posted by NC-17 11 comments

Prom Time. Young men book cheap hotel rooms months in advance in order to finally lay their high school sweetheart. Young women sort through several variations of the color blue in order to create the tackiest dress in history. Let’s face it....