The Rule of 1%: Yes You Can

11 August 2010, 6:03. Posted by NC-17 9 comments

Have you ever begged for Pussy? If you have a penis the answer is yes. We’ve all done it; I don’t care how strong your pimp hand is. Be it that chick who you fingered in 7th grade or your drunk home girl who’s ass you palmed in the club...

Your Boyfriend Sucked WHAT?

5 August 2010, 1:03. Posted by NC-17 17 comments

You ever have someone tell you something so unbelievable, shocking, and generally FUCKED UP that you want to tell the world… but you can’t. Of course you tell one or two people who you hope will keep this massive secret better than you have, but for the most part you...

Rules 4 Spending The Night At A Guy’s House

29 July 2010, 5:04. Posted by NC-17 9 comments

So you did it, you gave in to those raging hormones and had sex way before you said you were going to with this particular guy. It’s cool, maybe he won’t be an asshole, maybe he’ll see you giving it up this fast as proof that you really like him....

A Black Jersey Shore? Oh Hell naw

25 July 2010, 10:20. Posted by NC-17 31 comments

I love Jersey Shore. I love the dumbness of Ronnie the sluttinest of JWoww, the ego of the Situation, and the thick girl sexiness of Snookie. I enjoy watching as they all get drunk, get laid, and argue in stereotypical fashion. It’s like a night at one of my favorite...

Unicorns and Bomb Pu$$y… Fact or Fiction?

21 July 2010, 1:16. Posted by NC-17 11 comments

Many young girls are obsessed with being a princess, bright pinks, and unicorns. Fairy Tale shit. Many grown women are obsessed with being a wife, bright bling, and having the best pussy on the block. Fairy Tale shit. Like the mythical Unicorn this notion that one girl’s vagina is better...

Black People Racist against.. Black People?

14 July 2010, 5:50. Posted by NC-17 23 comments

My mother likes to use the phrase “Black ass motherfucker” a lot. I didn’t notice it until one day I said it in regards to a woman at a store who was pretty dark skin and had on bright red lipstick. My girl said, “bay!” scolding me for making such...

I Fucking Love Lindsay Lohan

9 July 2010, 8:42. Posted by NC-17 10 comments

When I say I Love Lindsay Lohan, it isn’t some blind admiration for a celebrity or some demented crush by a fan. I really love her unconditionally. Every generation has that one person of immense talent who just fucks up at every turn, but in today’s TMZ world of cell...

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