I’ve seen every episode of The Game by accident. My girl watches it so that means I watch it. Sure, I could have gotten up and went into the bedroom to watch what I really wanted, but then I’d get cursed out for not spending time with her. So I...
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I Bet She Look Better Red
The inbox is blowing up with this “Little Wayne doesn’t like Darkskin Girls” thing so I guess I have to address this for a second time. Let’s catch up with the facts. “Beautiful black women, I bet that bitch look better red” “We met up with Mack Maine from Young...
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I Want You to Want Me to Want You
I know this guy who likes you. He really really really fucking likes you, the way you look, the way you talk, the way your hair frizzes up when it rains, and he just wants a shot to prove that he could be the one. So what’s up? Will you...
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The 1st Annual Ratchie Awards
I hate birthdays. I hate when people are drunk in the club screaming “It’s my birthday! Yeaaaa” you’re not special because some DJ shouts you out before he hits a button on his lap top and plays the latest who gives a fuck pop/rap bullshit. Just because it’s your birthday,...
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Les-Bi-Honest
Girls don’t like each other. I spent way too much time shopping in women stores last week and it blew me away how some of the sales associates talk to each other during the dreaded seasonal period. Case in point, I was in Victoria’s Secret and this one chick was...
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For The Glory
Merry Christmas Everyone! I hope all the Ratchets got the Home Pregnancy test and Abortion pill gift set that they put on their wish list. I was going to do the “12 most trifling things people do on Christmas” but I’m taking a break for a few days. I didn’t...
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The Blow Job Epidemic
In the elevator I walked into 30 seconds of two girls talking about when to suck dick. I shit you not. These ladies had no shame in their game; one girl was telling her rookie friend that she has to go down on her crush before it’s too late. That’s...
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