He’s Only With Her Because…

20 December 2012, 6:55. Posted by NC-17 32 comments

That bitch ain’t even cute, why he talking to her? His pants are too tight, he probably gay on the low. Her ass is fake, you can tell by the shape? He broke anyway, ballers get tables in the club. Niggas always press up...

Pu$$y’s Good But A Woman’s Better

29 November 2012, 5:03. Posted by NC-17 36 comments

Having a dick makes you feel like a Roman Emperor around the turn of the century. Women are like the ancient world and they bend at your will. Lie, cheat, fuck this one and that one, it’s all good because you have...

Make Cuffing Season Work For You

15 November 2012, 5:30. Posted by NC-17 30 comments

I was recently talking to someone who thought Cuffing Season was a joke, a funny saying that wasn’t actually practiced. The idea of shacking up for the winter months does sound like some shit a middle school student created, but it’s real....

In Love With Two People At The Same Damn Time

2 November 2012, 4:45. Posted by NC-17 15 comments

What does it mean to be in love? No one can tell you how strongly you feel about another person, regardless if your emotions are authentic or fleeting. Your love is measured by your heart, but as those who have lived through...

Obama: Too Black To Fail?

28 October 2012, 10:26. Posted by NC-17 Comments are closed

Stacey Dash isn’t the only black person who won’t vote for Obama this year. Yet some Democrats are walking around overconfident like Laker fans after the Dwight Howard deal, as if the future is already written. All week I’ve felt this dread...

When Will He Make You His Girlfriend?

9 October 2012, 6:59. Posted by NC-17 79 comments

Why is it so difficult for a woman to get a man to commit? Are men really that picky, that indecisive, that complex that we can’t be locked down? Hell no. The problem is that some women have become so accommodating and...

Mr. Emotionally Unavailable

20 September 2012, 7:08. Posted by NC-17 71 comments

I heard Snoop rap, “Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks” before I even had my first girlfriend. I had no idea what that meant at the time, but the older kids would quote it so we younglings assumed Snoop was preaching...

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