Learn From Kim Kardashian’s Epic Fail

1 November 2011, 7:00. Posted by NC-17 26 comments

How the fuck does a marriage end in less than three months? Easy, you spend six months obsessing over what flavor of icing the cake will have instead of obsessing over what kind of life you and your fiancé will have. When...

Why Men Don’t Approach You

24 October 2011, 5:00. Posted by NC-17 48 comments

There seems to be this old-fashioned mentality when it comes to who should approach whom. I talked about how Hoes stay winning because of their ability to not only approach a man, but strike up the type of conversation that keeps his...

Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Hoe

19 October 2011, 9:39. Posted by NC-17 30 comments

“Hoe” is the n-word of the female lexicon, everyone loves to say it, but no girl wants to claim it. If none of these women are Hoes then who the hell are these Hoes we all talk about? The notion of being...

Why Men Don’t Say I Love You

12 October 2011, 8:44. Posted by NC-17 37 comments

What does it mean to be in love with someone? That shit’s not rhetorical, go ahead and answer it in your head. Now I’m sure things like “someone I would do anything for” or “someone I can’t live without” popped into your...

Think Before You Break Up

6 October 2011, 4:31. Posted by NC-17 10 comments

The best and worst advice is “you should break up”. If you’re Tina Turner in the 70’s that’s great advice, but if you’re a woman pissed off that her man doesn’t clean up after himself that’s bad advice. It occurred to me...

Sex With Your Ex

26 September 2011, 10:01. Posted by NC-17 3 comments

I had an Ex-girlfriend that gave the type of head that Homer would have written a long ass poem about, fucked like Roller Girl, and was generally my best friend and confidant. Her skill set was legendary, but obvious by the prefix...

You Can’t Call Dibs On Dick

14 September 2011, 1:11. Posted by NC-17 Comments are closed

Most reality shows are overly scripted bullshit, but I find the Bad Girls Club to be sadly honest when it comes to portraying women who simply don’t give a fuck what you think of them. Of course they’re showing their ass for...

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