Monthly Archives: November 2011

Stop Being The Bottom Bitch

28 November 2011, 7:15. Posted by NC-17 100 comments

Before Jay-Z was GQ man of the year and husband of the all mighty, he was Shawn. Like most men with ambitions to be more than some local nigga, Shawn needed two thing to succeed in life—confidence and drive. Our mothers tell...

Drake Must Die!

22 November 2011, 2:22. Posted by NC-17 36 comments

When I debate movies we challenge each other to point out the flaws in the script, the uneven acting, or the lazy scenes shot by the director. It’s not enough just to say, “it was wack” because that means you don’t understand...

Are You Being Played

11 November 2011, 11:11. Posted by NC-17 34 comments

Get your popcorn ready. A few months back this girl wrote me with the most epic cautionary tale. The girl– let’s call her Kay, met this guy– let’s call him Jay, at an upscale event. Jay was a polished and professional business...

The Fear Of Late Periods

6 November 2011, 2:20. Posted by NC-17 26 comments

When I was a teenager my biggest fear was getting a girl pregnant and I trace that back to one person. I was working at a fast food joint when I was 16 and everyone knows the only people that work in...

Learn From Kim Kardashian’s Epic Fail

1 November 2011, 7:00. Posted by NC-17 26 comments

How the fuck does a marriage end in less than three months? Easy, you spend six months obsessing over what flavor of icing the cake will have instead of obsessing over what kind of life you and your fiancé will have. When...