Monthly Archives: September 2011

Sex With Your Ex

26 September 2011, 10:01. Posted by NC-17 3 comments

I had an Ex-girlfriend that gave the type of head that Homer would have written a long ass poem about, fucked like Roller Girl, and was generally my best friend and confidant. Her skill set was legendary, but obvious by the prefix...

You Can’t Call Dibs On Dick

14 September 2011, 1:11. Posted by NC-17 Comments are closed

Most reality shows are overly scripted bullshit, but I find the Bad Girls Club to be sadly honest when it comes to portraying women who simply don’t give a fuck what you think of them. Of course they’re showing their ass for...

What’s Your Freak Level

6 September 2011, 2:56. Posted by NC-17 Comments are closed

The following is a text conversation I had with my friend on Friday. Her: I think I’m gay Me: I can’t believe it! That time you let that girl sit on your face I thought you did it because you felt sorry...

Have Sex Or Dump Him in 40 Days or Less

1 September 2011, 11:32. Posted by NC-17 Comments are closed

Steve Harvey’s 90 day sex rule is the dumbest concept since prepaid legal. While this screening process may look good on paper, in reality it’s a prolonged, outdated, and potentially torturous way of telling you shit you should have figured out three...