The thing my female friends say to me the most is “What’s wrong with your boys?” Meaning men are weird, confusing, and do fucked up things to girls they like that logic can’t explain. I refuse to hook any of my boys...
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Monthly Archives: March 2011
You Deserve To Be Single
I saw a grown ass woman on TV praying for a man. This chick had her hands clasped together praying for a good man on some “Are You There God, it’s me Thirsty“ type shit. Everyone wants someone. But a relationship should not define your...
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6 Days or 6 Months: It Doesn’t Matter When You Have Sex
Can you believe that people use to wait until they were married to have sex? And even crazier, the majority of that generation didn’t get divorced. Purist would say that we’ve lost our way… that sex doesn’t mean as much as it...
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How To Train Your Ratchet
I got a lot of love this week and I really appreciate everyone who’s commented and tweeted me. One email really caught my attention. A 16 year old boy hit me up with a question that blew my mind and I had...
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Is Your Coochie In High Demand?
High Demand! It has nothing to do with being pretty, phat, or thinking your pussy taste like mango. The chicks who are in high demand are the ones who have boyfriends. “Why do guys want me when I have someone, but when...
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Are You Wifey Or Are You Pussy?
How do you keep a man? The Ratchet answer would be to give him the best ass he’s ever had. But those who think that are single and currently figuring out what dress to wear to the club this weekend. Women who...
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Real Men Don’t LOL
Lonely bitches on Twitter Say: A) I’m Bored B) Somebody come cuddle C) I’m feeling extra horny tonight Corny niggas on Twitter Respond: A) Sup Ma, what you doing (obviously nothing you idiot, she’s bored) B) I’m on my way sexy (You’re...
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