Rihanna Vs Ciara can you believe it! My response: who gives a fuck? Two hoes who couldn’t make it through round one of American Idol auditions shouldn’t be taking shots at each other; they should feel blessed that despite limited vocal abilities they made it. I have love for my illuminati sister Rihanna because her videos give me erections and she can take a punch, so I’ll always side with her. It blows my mind how some people get way too worked up when it comes to so called beef. I’m from the hood so I was breed on gossip and instigation, but I never liked watching the two top hoodrats go to war because of “she looked at me funny” comments. It’s petty shit when you’re a teenage girl and it’s even pettier when you’re a grown woman with money in the bank. Ciara did some bitch ass shit by calling Rihanna out on TV because “she was rude to me at a party”. Who the fuck are you Ci Ci, Royce from Basketball Wives? Are you going to go tell Tammy the Ratchet that everyone’s being mean to the little baby!?! Fuck out of here with that young shit. My boy works for E, I’ve been down to that Fashion Police show, and I’ve seen how they produce it. Joan Rivers didn’t make her say that shit, Ciara had that gun locked and loaded, and took shots on national TV because she’s jealous.
Ciara ain’t shit. I would say she’s overrated but no one who matters rates her highly anyway. She’s a shitty singer who can dance like a stripper, and if you’re a Ciara fan I advise that you jump ship because the Iceberg hit a long time ago. If you actually buy music, not download the shit for free, you feel a certain way when you listen to a shitty album. I use to love Ciara, but Evolution was trash and Fantasy Ride was a turd, so I turned my back on Ciara’s music and put her in the same box as Ashanti, Tierra Marie, and Nivea—pretty bitches who stole my money by making wack albums.
Ciara is a gimmick. What’s the difference between Tila Tequila and Ciara? I mean really. They’re both selling me audio pussy. I have more respect for Tila because she’s not pretentious, she doesn’t pretend to be more than what she is. Have you ever seen Ciara in an interview? She’s worst than Beyonce when it comes to being insincere. Every answer is politically correct, “I love my fans, I don’t want to talk about Curtis, I don’t want to talk about Bow wow, Keep God in your heart, be respectful yall”, next thing you know the bitch is riding a bull and wearing nothing but a mink. How can I take you seriously? Her last two albums flopped, so now she takes a page out of 50 Cent’s book by throwing another Black singer under the bus. You know why Rihanna probably rolled her eyes at Ciara, because Ci Ci walked into that party with a see through dress on, letting everyone in the room see that she has a body of a 12 year old boy training for the Olympics. Then walked around like she was Madonna, when in actuality she’s semi-famous for gyrating her vagina and writing the preschool lyrics “I’m hot but these Goodies boy are not”. Ri Ri probably shook her head like “this poor ignorant bitch really thinks this is how you book Saturday Night Live”?
Its 2011, audio pussy doesn’t sell. Why? Because men don’t buy R&B records, women do. What woman watches the Ciara video “Ride” and runs out to buy her music? Women may think the dance moves are cool, but they’re not spending dough on that. They’ll illegally download it, do their own version on YouTube, and that’s it. “Oh Ci Ci can dance, that’s my girl!” Where were you when her album came out and the bitch couldn’t even push 40k the first week? Keri Hilson came out trying to go platinum by shaking her ass, and found out the same thing Ciara now knows—your fan base doesn’t want your pussy they want songs that speak to them. Women aren’t buying your CD because you’re sexy. They want to hear about how you’ve been cheated on, how your man lays the dick down after an argument, and how it’s okay if a relationship ends. They want something they can relate to. I played these white dudes the “Ride” video a few months back; they went crazy, like “Damn she’s hot!” But they weren’t going to get on ITunes and download that shit. They probably went to Youjizz typed in “Ebony” and beat off thinking about a bitch who looks like that.
Female SEX DOESN’T SELL R&B Records because R&B has a Black Woman fan base. You can point to Rihanna and say look what she’s doing, ass out in every video, every song is about sex—she’s clearly selling that pussy on wax… but she’s selling Pop (global) music not R&B (regional) music. The same fans who accepted Madonna’s crotch rubbing and Christina rolling around in the mud love Rihanna eating a banana. Black women would call that “acting stank” but the rest of the world bags for more. Ciara can’t get away with that because she’s not on that level. Then there’s the looks. I don’t think any girl is intimidated by Rihanna’s looks because she’s not drop dead gorgeous, Ciara on the other hand, like Ashanti, falls into the “that bitch thinks she’s cute” category and not many women are going to by a CD by a chick who thinks she’s cute. Ri Ri has an average body and a big ass forehead, but she oozes sexiness. There are chicks in regular everyday life that look way better than Rihanna but they’re not as sexy as Rihanna if you get where I’m going. Sex appeal can’t be created on a video set or with tight clothes and a mechanical bull. Either you are or you aren’t. Ciara is sexy, but she’s extra. She tries too hard. The video with Justin Timberlake—why try that hard? Nelly Furtado did a video with JT fully clothed and it became a way bigger hit than “Love Sex and Magic”. Ciara is the pretty girl you go to fuck and your dick won’t get hard. Rihanna is the cute girl you go to fuck and your dick won’t go down.
If everyone is so in love with Ciara then why is she losing? People say it’s the record label, it’s the management, she put Ludacris on a song when she should have gotten Drake. None of that matters. If your album flops, that means your fans have abandoned you. Sisquo will never come back and top the charts. Mya isn’t going to set the world on fire with a new single, but Sade can leave for 20 years and come back smashing younger bitches, because real fans always support. Ciara is not a pop star like Rihanna. White girls in Michigan don’t want to buy Ciara perfume. They’ll be like “Amber who is this black girl who looks like she runs track and why would I want to smell like her?” but they’ll break their necks to get some Cover Girl makeup with Rihanna on the display. Ciara needs to shut her mouth and know her roll, she’s a D list celebrity who could have been the next Aaliyah but failed miserably. Play your position Ci Ci, you’re an R&B singer who can dance—nothing more. And for the real Ciara fans don’t feel bad for her, she’s rich. As long as she stays pretty and knows how to read off a cue card she can sell hair relaxers, K-Swiss, and Baby Phat debit cards, so she’ll always make money. She wrote her own songs, so she’ll never go broke. But as far as being a relevant singer again, game over bitch —Gatorade wet towel!