New Year, But You’re Doing The Same Shit

29 December 2011, 1:09. Posted by NC-17 32 comments

I don’t get into New Year’s Resolutions; I have always been a firm believer that if you’re serious about any type of change then you should start taking those steps the day you realize shit needs changing. However, I recognize that this...

Why Are Black Girls So Damn Difficult

23 December 2011, 4:38. Posted by NC-17 76 comments

It must suck to be a Black woman. You can’t go out to the bar without throwing a drink in someone’s face. All of your friends talk shit behind your back. You never get chosen on the Bachelor. Your boyfriend only takes...

Is Your Personality As BOMB As Your Pu$$y

13 December 2011, 5:31. Posted by NC-17 43 comments

Keep Ya Panties On So I Know That It's Real

“After I put this pussy on him he’s not going anywhere” is the dumbest statement since Bruce Ismay proclaimed, “God himself couldn’t sink this ship“. It didn’t matter how well built the Titanic was, that bitch is at the bottom of the...

Stop Being The Bottom Bitch

28 November 2011, 7:15. Posted by NC-17 100 comments

Before Jay-Z was GQ man of the year and husband of the all mighty, he was Shawn. Like most men with ambitions to be more than some local nigga, Shawn needed two thing to succeed in life—confidence and drive. Our mothers tell...

Drake Must Die!

22 November 2011, 2:22. Posted by NC-17 36 comments

When I debate movies we challenge each other to point out the flaws in the script, the uneven acting, or the lazy scenes shot by the director. It’s not enough just to say, “it was wack” because that means you don’t understand...

Are You Being Played

11 November 2011, 11:11. Posted by NC-17 34 comments

Get your popcorn ready. A few months back this girl wrote me with the most epic cautionary tale. The girl– let’s call her Kay, met this guy– let’s call him Jay, at an upscale event. Jay was a polished and professional business...

The Fear Of Late Periods

6 November 2011, 2:20. Posted by NC-17 26 comments

When I was a teenager my biggest fear was getting a girl pregnant and I trace that back to one person. I was working at a fast food joint when I was 16 and everyone knows the only people that work in...

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