I hate dating. It’s an unfair situation where the balance of power is decisively swung in the favor of the female. When a man is on a date, he’s auditioning. A woman isn’t trying to impress you. If you’ve asked her out...
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Yearly Archives: 2010
Is The Dick That Good?
If a girl could ask one question it would be this: Why Do Guys Play So Many Games? That’s all they want to know, not the meaning of life, is there a god, Did Mickie Rourke die at the end of the...
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Lonely Bitch Season
Doing some black Friday shopping I realized that I associate a lot of things with women. Holiday shopping, winter time, cold weather, the only black cashier in the store breaking her neck to speak to me— it’s Lonely Bitch Season. Back in...
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Confessions of an I-Freak
I got an email from a reader asking for advice on a problem. Let’s call her Gina for lack of a better anonymous name. Gina likes the internet… a lot. I’m not talking Pandora and Hulu; she likes to have online sex....
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Nicki Minaj: PINK FAIL?
September 10th 2001, 11:30pm. I’m standing in line with my homie Cello in front of Tower Records in Philadelphia. We’re in line for Jay-Z’s The Blueprint. It doesn’t matter that we’ve had the bootleg since last week. We’re rabid, hungry, hip hop...
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Are Black Girls Too Loyal?
I was in the barbershop this past weekend, one of the few times when I actually get to be immersed in nigga culture these days. I sat and watched these dudes go on and on about subjects ranging from buying a used...
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She Has A Kid– RUN NIGGA RUN!
The best thing in the world is to be on a date with a chick and you know that’s it’s about to go down. You race to finish up dinner, give the waiter a bigger than usual tip, and speed to her...
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