In the past few months I’ve gotten emails or tweets from various ladies asking me to blog on certain subjects that they want to talk about or that they don’t understand. This week this pretty young thing gave me the all CAPS...
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Monthly Archives: October 2010
A Thirsty Nigga’s Guide To Halloween
So the last four girls you took out didn’t exactly warm up to you. So what if you’ve spent over $600 on patron shots and cheesecake factory meals and only got a two second peck on the lips and a “goodnight friend”....
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Did You Cum?
Every man has asked the question “Did You Cum?” don’t lie. And every woman has either lied or just plain old ignored the question. The Female orgasm is harder to figure out than Chinese arithmetic, because every woman is different. You have...
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White Girls Are Easy
A guy walks into a bar, approaches two women, one black the other white. Which one is more likely to suck his dick? If you’re a Black Woman you’re going to say “The White Girl”. As far as I can remember there...
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The Pussy Contract
My homie hit me up the other day to tell me about this girl we’ve both known for years and how he finally smashed her thanks to the power of Facebook pimping. Being wifed up I have to live vicariously through my...
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IF I WERE A BLACK GIRL
IF I Were a Black Girl: I would hate white women for taking my men. Asian women for speaking that Lucy Liu shit in the nailshop when I know they really talking about my fucked up pinky toe. Latina hoes cus them...
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Stop Eating The Pussy!
I’m the Joe Montana of Eating Pussy, which means I’m one of the best that’s ever done it. If you lined up all the girls who’ve I’ve gone down on and had them cast ballots, I know I’d make it to the...
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