“First off, we’re not allowed to call him Tyler we refer to him as Mr. Perry.” were the words that perked my ears as I sat in the House of Payne writer’s room while the show runner corrected the girl next to...
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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Beyonce Is A C**T
Beyonce is a cunt. And I use the word cunt because the word bitch isn’t heavy enough to contain her ruthless genius. Cold, calculating, and blatantly ingenuous, The Child of Destiny is psychologically as complex as any serial killer the world has...
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WHORE LOGIC
The daughter of Morpheus is taking cocks in all orifices… yes Lawrence Fishburn’s baby girl is a porn star. Her dad’s worth millions, so why would an 18 year old girl bypass guest starring roles on CSI and do anal scenes for...
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The Rule of 1%: Yes You Can
Have you ever begged for Pussy? If you have a penis the answer is yes. We’ve all done it; I don’t care how strong your pimp hand is. Be it that chick who you fingered in 7th grade or your drunk home...
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Your Boyfriend Sucked WHAT?
You ever have someone tell you something so unbelievable, shocking, and generally FUCKED UP that you want to tell the world… but you can’t. Of course you tell one or two people who you hope will keep this massive secret better than...
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