A few months back I was at Subway (eat fresh) sitting behind these two young Latinas, I peg them at about 15 or 16 max. In between their rapid fire sessions of giggling and saying “oh my god” they were talking about this one boy the girl was crushing on. In full stalker mode I picked up the fact that she really liked this boy and was happy that he had broken up with his ex yada yada. So then it gets interesting, she says, “I don’t know, he thinks I’m so innocent.” More giggles. Apparently the girl was afraid that although the boy knew she wasn’t a virgin, he didn’t know the extent of her sexual experience. “I may be too much for him” she joked seriously. Her friends advice, just act like you don’t know what you’re doing, he’ll never know. Yes, we live in a world where 16 year old chicks have the sex capacity of 30 year old women. 80’s babies were pretty wild, but these 90’s kids are unchained animals. And I blame one thing for that… Rap music.
I had no idea what a Golden Shower was or what it meant to “drink babies” until Lil Kim’s Hardcore CD came out. I grew up in an era where you had to watch porn on tape or DVD, there wasn’t an endless fetish filled website where you could whack off 24-7 to any sick thing you could think of. The Porn that I first saw was strictly blow jobs and reverse cowgirls, an occasional anal ramming, but it wasn’t OUT THERE like the shit I see now. Remember Salt and Pepa use to sing about Shoop, not their Ill Nana? Adina Howard was a freak, but compared to Ciara riding a bull, she’s a Nun. It was mind blowing in 1996 to hear, “If you ain’t licking no butt! we don’t want it we don’t want it” I was like “huh?” I had no idea your tongue was even allowed in someone’s ass. But once you put the idea out there, you can’t take it back.
Fast forward 14 years later and I’m having a conversation with this girl last week about going Ass to Mouth. Ass to mouth for those who aren’t perverted, is the act of putting your dick in her ass than having her give you a blow job afterwards. Anyway, she was like I don’t mind ass to mouth, it’s my ass. Woooow. Mind you she’s a 90’s kid. I argue that while it may be cool in the porno world, I wouldn’t want any chick I was having a relationship to do this. One night stand, sure, ass to mouth all night long, but if I have to take you to Applebee’s afterwards, I’ll pass. During my freshmen year at college I was amazed by the amount of chicks who loved to give head, sophomore year I was amazed by the amount of chicks who liked to take it in the ass, senior year I even met a chick who was into Golden Showers (I was not about to piss on anyone so I ignored her inquiry) so yeah women have become wilder. But this next generation, raised on gangsta rap, slutty pop, and R Kelly tapes is on some next shit.
This didn’t happen overnight, I’m sure people back in the 40’s were nasty, but they didn’t know what to do. These days we have Roxy Reynolds showing you how to slob a knob, Zane Books driving girls to play with shower heads, and Nicki Minaj taking girls to go see Usher. We’re freaks; human beings are nasty by nature. We don’t know what it is to make love; we only know doggy style because that’s what’s been taught, from the hoodrat singing “ahh skeet skeet skeet” to the dirty blonde suburban brat telling her classmates to “loosen up my buttons” kids are being exposed to sex without knowing it.
The internet is the worst. In the past it was the dudes on the internet popping off about how the dick game is crazy; now the girls are on the chats talking about how wet they get, and how good they are at sucking dick. I don’t think this is what Susan B. Anthony meant by Female Liberation. It’s nothing wrong with confidence in your vagina muscles but to us men it sends a sign that you’re a slut. You could be the nicest girl, monogamist, just a stand up woman—BUT if you’re on twitter talking about how you like your pussy ate from the back… you will be treated like a porn star or stripper.
As I look at YouTube videos of five year olds shaking their ass like Beyonce while their mothers cheer them on, my mind looks forward to 2025 and how this new breed of sexually charged women will see this current generation. To them going Ass to Mouth will sound as normal as French kissing.