Monthly Archives: May 2010

Why Do People LOVE Shitty Movies?

24 May 2010, 12:34. Posted by NC-17 25 comments

I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday about movies, our personal favorites vs. films considered the best. We both went to film school and both work in the business so we’re movie snobs but our taste are totally different. It...

How To Get Ass On Prom Night

14 May 2010, 11:00. Posted by NC-17 11 comments

Prom Time. Young men book cheap hotel rooms months in advance in order to finally lay their high school sweetheart. Young women sort through several variations of the color blue in order to create the tackiest dress in history. Let’s face it....

What Did Her Ass Do To U?

10 May 2010, 11:38. Posted by NC-17 12 comments

I saw Iron Man 2 over the weekend (because I’m a fucking geek) but the fireworks didn’t come during the movie, it came afterwards. A friend who accompanied us didn’t want to talk about the plot, she was more concerned about the...

Would You go Ass To Mouth?

4 May 2010, 5:40. Posted by NC-17 21 comments

A few months back I was at Subway (eat fresh) sitting behind these two young Latinas, I peg them at about 15 or 16 max. In between their rapid fire sessions of giggling and saying “oh my god” they were talking about...