When is the window of opportunity for a chick to find love over and she has to settle for like? In the end it’s all about the wedding. That’s the prize females are hunting for. It’s like the Highlander movie, and that wedding ring is every woman’s quickening. So what age do women usually find that bliss? Is it when their bodies are at their peeks 19, 20? After college when they’ve experimented and aren’t as wild 22, 23? Or maybe most modern girls need a few years of relationships under their belt, so lets say 29, 30. But what happens when you hit the big 30 and your prince charming is nowhere in sight?
One of my fiancé’s friends came over my house to update her eHarmony account, she’s past 30, and still can’t find a decent guy even though she’s attractive. I don’t really know a lot of women that are over 30 years old, but the handful I’ve talked to are all single and miserable as opposed to the female friends of mine in their early 20’s who are single and loving it. What a difference ten years makes. When a girl is young, there is no dick unreachable in her mind. Reggie Bush, Usher, hell even Ryan Reynolds, if he happens to stop by the club on a good night, can be slayed by these young bionic bitches. Over the years something happens to these cocky chicks, they stop being little girls ready for fun and transform into women less trusting after a few bad relationships. Some never found true love, some get locked down for five years and breakup with nothing to show for it but a few pornos you two made with his VHS camcorder. Now that you’re 32 and bitter all men are the enemy because you know they’re only after one thing… the coochie. Yeah yeah, your mother, father, and auntie and ‘em probably told you the same thing when you were 16 and fucking, but now you’ve experienced this phenomenon known as fuckabitchpeaceOut for yourself and promise never to fall for the same BS again.
So watching my girl’s friend play on her eHarmony for half the night it was funny watching her judge these guys based off their smiles, if they have kids, and how expensive their clothing looked. I asked, “Why don’t you read their profiles” she blew me off saying, “I don’t have time for that” you don’t have time to LEARN about their personalities?… I guess that biological clock was ticking.
Why be so picky? At this point in your life the perfect man isn’t going to be the best looking, the richest, or without children. At this point you have to hope that he’s not abusive and smells halfway decent. I know… women are taught that they’re princess, never settle, you can have the world. Bitch that was when you were 23 and had a supple ass and firm titties, not when your stock is declining faster than Enron circa ’04. Give a fugly guy a chance ladies, even if his money isn’t enough to make him look good. We men are lucky, we can always go backwards and bag a bad little 18 year old bitch, even as we get older because older guys turn into pimps, not cougars. We can mold her to be what we want her to be over time. A woman can’t go and get a 18 year old guy because he’s going to do her the same way the 18 years did her when she was 18, get bored and move on to the next bitch, but this time the next bitch is going to be younger than you.
So ladies if you’re single and you can’t find the one for you, ask yourself the next time you’re at the bar trying to compete with chicks almost half your age… What’s wrong with the guy with the fucked up teeth that keeps buying you drinks? Why don’t you give him a chance… and even if you’re wedding photos are ugly, at least you got married.