In the classic movie Clerks, Dante’s girlfriend says she’s only slept with 3 guys, but sucked 37 Dicks, this revelation virtually destroys the relationship despite Veronica being an otherwise perfect girlfriend. So what’s the big hold up on oral sex? When dealing...
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Monthly Archives: February 2010
An Assholes Guide To Love Pt. 1: 5 Rules Before You Give Up the Coochie
If Social networking has taught me one thing, is that women the world wide have one thing in common, Heartbreak, lovesickness, and general obsession with the romantic. Women unlike Men are all about the relationship, Men on the other hand are all...
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All Star Weekend, A Poor Hoe’s Dream
Anywhere USA, a young woman looks in the mirror and ask “why not me?” She’s pretty enough to be a model, maybe not slim enough to don haute couture, but if she knew the right people she could be on the cover...
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JAY-Z Is A Hater
Fist let me start by saying JAY Z is the greatest Rapper Ever, better than Pac, Big, Nas, and Em… Now for the blasphemy – JAY Z IS A FUCKING HATER Shawn Carter is the biggest hater in rap and has been...
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24 Lies Women Tell
24 Lies Women Tell and My Response 1) Im a Virgin I once had a 17 year old tell me this and I believed her until I hit it the first time I let her come over my crib. Ladies don’t want...
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