I hate birthdays. I hate when people are drunk in the club screaming “It’s my birthday! Yeaaaa” you’re not special because some DJ shouts you out before he hits a button on his lap top and plays the latest who gives a...
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Yearly Archives: 2010
Les-Bi-Honest
Girls don’t like each other. I spent way too much time shopping in women stores last week and it blew me away how some of the sales associates talk to each other during the dreaded seasonal period. Case in point, I was...
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For The Glory
Merry Christmas Everyone! I hope all the Ratchets got the Home Pregnancy test and Abortion pill gift set that they put on their wish list. I was going to do the “12 most trifling things people do on Christmas” but I’m taking...
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The Blow Job Epidemic
In the elevator I walked into 30 seconds of two girls talking about when to suck dick. I shit you not. These ladies had no shame in their game; one girl was telling her rookie friend that she has to go down...
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Sideline Hoes… ASSEMBLE!
While I recuperated today from a fucked up week of being sick, I read some emails from some readers that made me think about a touchy subject. Two different girls sent similar queries about women who cheat with other girl’s men from...
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College Is For Fucking, Not Dating
The thing about college is that anybody can get laid. Hollywood has made billions off of college movies that perpetuate that stereotype. The idea of some acne scarred nerd leaving the pits of high school and getting some big tittied blonde chick to...
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The Girl With The Ratchet Tattoo
“What dirty bitch you fucking” were the words that boomed through my cell phone as I walked down the street, oblivious to what this bitch was talking about. The girl on the other end growled “you need to go get checked”. Checked...
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